Police in Fremont, Calif., must have some interesting orientation sessions with the rookies:
“All right, kid, here’s the situation. You’ve popped a 17-year-old perp for a minor car offense. You’re bringing him home, and at the door are five vicious Chihuahuas wanting a piece of you. Whaddya going to do?”
And if that’s not bad enough, you wonder what the rookie’s going to make of a burglary report in which the homeowner reports that someone broke in and “changed the computer’s screen saver to ‘erotic Indian art.’ ”
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